Have Yourself a Merry Mediation

Have Yourself a merry mediation
Settlement’s in sight
From now on
Our troubles will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry mediation
Enjoy the holiday
From now on
Our troubles will be miles away

Here we are as in olden days
Before a suit was filed
Back to those who are dear to us
A friend, a spouse, grandchild

No more years spent in litigation
We were smarter than
To throw our time and money in the garbage can
Because we had a merry mediation now

Happy Mediation Holidays

Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells
Mediate, Mediate
Mediate all day
Oh, what fun it is to see
The disputes go away
HeyMediate, Mediate
Make nice, it’s Christmas time
Or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa time
Remember this smart rhyme

Mediate, Mediate,
A way to bring folks peace
Your settlement agreement
Will be a masterpiece